My muscles have been tenderly massaged, my toe nails are the color of blueberries, and I have a new book to read. Not every day is perfect, but this comes close.
And, if you haven't already found it, I highly recommend the CHRONICLES OF ELANTRA series. I'm rarely a fan of epic fantasy, but I'm devoted to this series because it's so different. No elves. No dwarves. No orcs. No magic ring (okay - maybe one magic ring). I love Tolkien, I don't love imitations, and Michelle Sagara has created something unique. A new world, new creatures, and a new kind of hero.
I also may the teeniest, tiniest crush on Severn.